Evil Woobie

I’ve been writing love letters for my friends for years, but this time I found a no-brainer way to do it. I went to this love site to look at a wordpress theme and guess what I found… love letter and break up letter generators!

Mushy, cheesy, whatever you call it, it’s still a way to produce those love letters with minimum thinking. Though I really couldn’t use the letters I produced ‘as is’ and I had to customize, I had fun using these and here are the three letters I produced using the tools…

I. Woobie’s Sample Love Letter produced using the Love Letter Generator

Dear (Your Lover’s Name),
I have waited so long to be able to declare to you my sentiments. I still remember the day we first met. How you make me feel is something that can only be felt, never explained. You see, I have never felt this way before. I am thinking about all the things we’ve spoken about. We have so much in common.
You invade my thoughts. You can change my mood from sad to happy. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I will love you forever and for always.
(Your name here)

II. Woobie’s Tame Break Up Letter Produced Using the Break Up Letter Generator -
Note: words in red are my originals

Dear (Your Lover’s Name),
I feel very sad to have to write you this letter, and I hope you can forgive me for doing so. I think we both know that our relationship has been over for some time. I have loved every minute of the time we have spent together. I feel bad that it has to be over. You see, the thing is I need some space. Ever since I told you about my cowboy fetish, things haven’t been right between us, and you never noticed.
All I can say is that I really hope we can still be friends, and goodbye. We will always have that breakfast by the beach, although now maybe the word “beach” refers to me with a different spelling. I am sorry.
Yours in spirit if not in body,
(Your Name)

III. Woobie’s Evil Break Up Letter produced using the breakup letter generator - Note: words in red are my originals

Dear (Your Lover’s Name),
I am pleased to be writing you this letter, and I hope you read it and never call me again. Even if you haven’t realized it, I know that our relationship is clearly not working for you. I have been so-so for every second of the hours we have spent together. I feel good that I can’t tell you this face to face. You see, the thing is, you blew it. Ever since you showed me your true size, I mean colors, things just haven’t been the same between us. You know damn well what I’m talking about. All I can say is that I really hope I never see you again, and good luck - you’re going to need it.
BTW, you can keep the vibrator and I’m getting the locks changed.
(Your name here)

Fun eh? Try it!

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